BEER - Is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Ben Franklin
DMV - proof required to drive but not to vote?
MR. PRESIDENT - lunch is served we can make more if you're very hungry
DAVID AXELROD - believes in Jeremiah Wright's message
VOTE ROMNEY - Or the dog is gonna get it!
IF OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT - Mr Gorbachev form a subcommittee, fund a study to investigate tearing down this wall
YOU AMERICAN GRINGOS - You Need To Open Your Borders Back Up I Have More Prisons To Empty You Gullible American Gringos
CONVICTIONS - Not All of Obama's Friends Have Them.
THIS GUY - Hey stole the internet from Obama Not long enough
U.S. HIKERS FREED FROM IRAN - Welcome home boys! Woo-Hoo!
NEWT SUPPORTER - Jim Clyburn (can it get any worse)